Mini Classes Article
Margaret Schaller
What an exciting week we had! Mini Classes are always a highlight of the third quarter, giving students a much-needed break from regular classes to try something new. Started by Prof. Roehl’s father, this long-standing tradition allows students to learn fun skills in a relaxed environment.
There was something for everyone this year. Students explored interesting topics like Apologetics with Jamie Arndt or learned about the geology of the flood in Shake, Rattle, and Roll with Mr. Kazemba. Creative minds got busy with Cricut projects, crochet, diamond painting, and origami. In Crafting with Jessi, girls made cross keychains, mushroom decor, and painted little houses, while others learned to repair their own clothes in Clothing Alteration.
Sports were a big hit, as always. Pickleball, curling, ice skating, archery tag, badminton, and flag football kept students active. An ice fishing class was in the lineup this year — and judging by the smiles, it was a huge success!
Food classes were among the most popular. Students learned to can goods, bake pies, whip up stir-fry, make pizzas, and decorate DQ cakes. Game lovers enjoyed playing tabletop games like 500, Snake Oil, Cash Flow, and Chess.
Other unique classes offered practical skills and new information. Students toured CVTC, learned how to buy a house, and even picked up tips on dog handling. Two new classes — Crash Course on the Female System and What Does Food Have to Do with It? — were student favorites and will hopefully return next year.
The Career Fair added even more value to the week, with speakers sharing their experiences in nursing, aviation, medical imaging, business management, and prison guarding. Many students may have discovered new career possibilities and expanded their future goals through the experience.
Mini Classes week is always a refreshing change of pace, giving students the chance to explore new hobbies, gain useful skills, and have some fun along the way.
“And we urge you, brothers and sisters, warn those who are idle and disruptive, encourage the disheartened, help the weak, and be patient with everyone.”
— 1 Thessalonians 5:14
An Almost Perfect Day
Like many, I suppose, this time of year is often my favorite time. March means high school and college basketball tournaments, as well as the birth of spring, the harbinger of the upcoming baseball season.
For a sports’ junkie, Saturday provided me with the perfect escape from the humdrum of the last days of the 3rd quarter. The day began with sleeping in a bit past 7:00 am. I had some plain Greek yogurt with blueberries and a touch of honey while I caught up on the latest political news of the day. Then it was off to the office to plan for the week ahead. Lots of tests (sorry, guys). Then I put out the softie baseballs for the guys to use in Open Gym later in the morning. Then it was off to Panera. I had crossword puzzles to do and an iced coffee to drink (plenty of ice, three squirts of sweetener, a little half and half, a touch of almond milk, and a dash of cinnamon). I knew the day would be special when a half priced Danish came up on my app.
The first basketball game of the day came next. It was the Division 3 Sectional Final between Baldwin-Woodville and Elk Mound. It was held at Eau Claire North. I’m glad I got my ticket in advance because it ended up being sold out with many people having to stand in the corners of the gym. Elk Mound won in a thriller that came down to the last few possessions.
Next was the highlight of the day. I went on a long walk with my granddaughter Nora. It was warm enough to go to her favorite playground and go on the swings and slides. We went on the new trails by Half Moon Lake and got to observe ducks, geese, and squirrels. The conversation was steady and amusing.
Then it was back to North High School for the Immanuel game, the Division 5 Sectional Final against Owen-Withee. The Lancers got off to a quick start, but struggled to score against a formidable opponent. In spite of the loss it was a great tournament run. The Seniors will definitely leave a hole to fill next season. After the awards for our team were distributed, it was off to the next venue. Altoona was hosting the Division 4 Sectional Final between the McDonell Macks and the Durand Panthers. Another packed house provided for an intense athletic contest. I got a front row seat and even got to touch the game ball a few times. The score was 12-11 at the half, neither team being able to do much against the opposing defense. McDonell, missing a key player, ended up losing by quite a bit.
By this time I was getting a little hungry, so I was more than happy to accept a large free bag of popcorn on the way out of the Altoona school.
Not quite done yet. The men’s Blugold hockey team was playing in the championship game for their conference. I knew I could get in for free during the 3rd period. I arrived just as that period started. The Blugolds were ahead 1-0. In front of another standing room only crowd, the score remained that way until the final minute when the Blugolds sealed the deal with an empty net goal. The crowd exploded! The Blugolds earned an automatic bid to the national tournament.
I finally got home and caught up on all the WIAA tournament finals, watched the local sports, and made some cheesy ham and scrambled eggs. What a great day! I made some new friends, spent time with Nora, and got to see four champions awarded. The only thing that could have made it better would have been a Lancer victory. Can’t have everything, I guess.
Oh, yeah. The Badgers were upset at home by Penn St. Let’s just say I didn’t lose any sleep over that.
Prof Lau
Riley Washburn
K-Kayla
R-Riley
K- Where were you born?
R- Eglin Air Force Base in Florida.
K- Do you have any plans for after high school?
R- I’m planning on going to Stout for Graphic Design.
K-What has been your favorite part about being here?
R- Probably just in general, like the people and getting to know everyone and being involved in all the activities.
K- Favorite memory?
R- I have two, when Joanna and I would meow the song “What Was I Made For” whenever something bad would happen during a volleyball game and when Audrey, Levi, and I played the “here me out” game to random cartoon characters on our way back from the corn maze.
K- If you could get anything from Walmart for free what would it be?
R- Just a huge blanket because it's so expensive.
K- Cats or dogs?
R- Dogs.
K- Best pizza topping?
R- Pineapple.
K- What's your favorite meal here?
R- Chicken patties.
K- If you could choose your own name but it can’t be Riley what would it be?
R- Probably Rachel.
K- Would you rather be a giraffe or an armadillo?
R- Honestly, an armadillo.
K- What is one thing on your bucket list?
R- Traveling to Brazil
Favorite
Food- Chicken alfredo
Color- Green
Prof- Lau
Sport- Volleyball or tennis
Bible Verse- Luke 12:25
Luke Strike (The New Director) Interview
K - Kayla
L - Luke
K: To start this off, when and where were you born?
L: In a hospital for sure, 6:45 am on November 15, 2004, in Windom, Minnesota.
K: What made you want to be a director?
L: Born out of necessity, and I had more time this year than last year. Things lined up better with times and everything.
K: If you were in this play, who would you want to be?
L: Oh, good heavens,(takes a couple minutes) a lot of good roles, none that I could see myself in. I guess I would be a squirrel.
K: Have you done any plays or musicals before, and if so, what have you been in?
L: I have; in my sophomore year, Music Man and Father Knows Best, then Is There a Doctor in the House, Westing Game. Nothing in my freshman year. I never had a lead role, always supporting.
K: Do you have any funny situations that happened in past productions?
L: That's a good one. More often than not, I tried to make something happen out of nothing, to make the most out of my fifteen seconds of stage time. You take what you can get.
K: When you were younger did you ever see yourself in this position?
L: Probably a little bit, not so much freshman year. I was still green, young, and pale faced. But by my senior year I saw myself in that position. It mostly seemed like Sam would never leave.
K: Do you like plays or musicals better?
L: Performing or watching?
K: Both performing and watching.
L: Depending on what production it is. Musicals are probably more fun(goes on a little ramble). I dont like picking favorites.
K: So do you have a favorite color?
L: I think I decided this a while ago and it is a deep shade of red; crimson is the right word.
K: If you could pick your legal name and it can’t be Luke, what would it be?
L: Probably some basic Latin American name like Juan Alvarez, and quit the country and run away to Venezuela.
Blind Date
Valentine’s Day was just last month, and the Flash took it upon themselves to send some sparks flying. Eight young people signed up for a chance to win dinner and date with some other young hopeful. Alek Daub and Rachel Blank were the two lucky winners. On the chosen date, both were blindfolded and shoved (gently. kinda.) into Prof Lau’s car. They weren’t allowed to talk inside the vehicle, so their voices wouldn’t be recognized. I got some nice pictures though :). Soon we arrived at Applebee’s (obviously the best place for a first date, especially when they have cheap deals that won’t break Prof Lau’s bank account…) and Prof Lau and I left the two students to themselves. (We went to Sam’s Club and had very yummy food, but that’s besides the point.) When we returned they seemed to be having a good time. According to Rachel, they mostly spent their time talking about life, college, and their food. Alek told me that a man came by and told them that when he went on a blind date, it got him stuck with a woman forever. Alek seemed to think this man was hired by Prof Lau, but it was definitely a sign. After dinner, Alek and Rachel bought each other parting gifts at Dollar Tree. If you want to know what, you’ll have to ask them (definitely not ‘cause I don’t remember…) In general, I think the date went really well. Will this budding relationship continue?
-Ellie Daub
Optimism: Personality or Choice?
Is the glass half empty or half full? Chances are that you’ve heard this question before. It is often used to ‘define’ someone as either an optimist or a pessimist. The truth is that some days, the answer might be different than on others. Or later in life, someone might have a different outlook. Or maybe, it’s just a glass of water. No matter which way you look at it or how your view changes over time, this question cannot decide whether somebody has a hopeful outlook on life or not. Some people view optimism as a personality trait, while others think of it as a choice. So which is it?
In an NPR broadcast from 2020, Martin Seligman explained his study on how optimism can be both a lifelong trait and something learnable. Seligman began his study by experimenting on dogs. He would give each dog an electric shock if it tried to escape. After a while, he cultivated a feeling of complete helplessness in the animals. Even when given a free chance of escape, they wouldn’t take it. They believed their situation was hopeless. Seligman tried the same thing on animal after animal, but the result was always the same. Then, Seligman recreated the same situation on human volunteers. Two-thirds had the same result as the animals. The other third however, refused to be crushed. After talking to these people, he realized they had the view that the pain was only temporary and the situation would go away eventually. These people had an optimistic personality trait. After seeing these people’s outlook on life, Marin wondered if he could cultivate the same view in other people. In the schools of the Philadelphia suburbs, Seligman and his team taught classes of children to sort through the roots of their problems and find them temporary. Before these classes, significantly more students had been flagged for signs of depression than after them.
While optimism can be both known and learned, no one is completely optimistic all the time. In fact, excessive optimism can be dangerous. People who have excessive optimism take risks without considering the consequences. This can lead to injury, trauma, or death. So God gave our brains a balance. Optimism comes from the left half of your brain, while pessimism originates from the right half. Everyone’s life contains a different balance of decisions and signals sent by both halves. Some people are optimistic about certain parts of their life, but pessimistic about others. Everybody varies from day to day, ranging from one side of the spectrum to the other. People with left-dominant brains are usually optimists. These people are naturally optimistic.
So what happens if the right-half of your brain is more dominant? Well, you’re not just destined to be a pessimist for life. When people are optimistic or pessimistic, the biggest difference is their outlook on solving problems. So, if you force yourself to see things differently and consistently train your mind, you can literally rewire your brain to become more dominant on the left side. Dr. Richard J. Davidson conducted a study in which he taught mindfulness to workers in high stress jobs. After three hours of training a week for two months, the workers reported feeling less anxious and much happier. When their brain activity was studied, evidence showed it had shifted from the right to the left. This study proves that change is possible!
In this sinful world optimism is becoming less and less prevalent. More than twenty five percent of the people on this earth inherit optimism genetically. This optimism however, can be stolen. Growing up in a bad environment can easily rewire your brain to the right half. Working in high stress situations, dealing with harsh people, or simply the wear and tear of life can turn anyone into a pessimist. Maintaining optimism can seem like a chore, but it’s worth it. Creating a healthy support system for yourself, creating good relationships, and living a healthy lifestyle can all help keep you optimistic. While optimism is a wonderful personality trait to have, the choice to maintain it is yours.
WTHAC (I think this is my favorite edition yet :)
“DONT TOUCH MY BAGUETTE!”
“YOU LIKE THAT? I'm a ballerina.”
“I will always be a she/her!”“If you switch you’ll be a chocolate bar.”
“Prof, he’s calling me a satanist.”
“Nooooo, I wanted to keep hitting him.”
“I strive to be like Hitler every day.”
“Skittles aren’t gonna fix my problems, Lex.”
“Platonic rizz, Professor. Except sometimes they kiss and that’s not weird.”
“On a scale of Rizzims to ‘tisms, what am I?”
(squeezing pig stomach) “It’s like a stress ball!"
And some from our dear professors…
“I’d rather have a bad kiss than no kiss at all.”
“Stab him in the back with a pencil. Sever his brain stem!”
“CARTER MARIE! No touchy touch.”
“Speaking of Rizzlers, here comes Dulton.”
“Skibidi Toilet Ohio, SKIBIDI TOILET OHIO”
“Raise your yaayaaa.” (with strange hand and body movements)(see video) ​https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JBDc2sxc4zg
-Ellie Daub