Senior Spotlight: Miranda Fleischer
Senior Spotlight: Olivia Thurow
You may have seen this beautiful girl wandering around campus shaking a Starbucks drink and always having a bright, amazing smile on her face. That would definitely be Miranda. She’s always ready for a laugh and always in the mood for hugs and fun and any activity we might randomly concoct. She’s one of the sweetest people I know, and if you don’t know her you really should try to before she leaves. It will be well worth it.
Suraya:When and where?
Miranda:I was born?
S: Yes.
M;April 16, 2003, Market, Michigan, 6:03 P.M.
(Kari: You know the time???)
S:Middle name?
M:Joelle
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S:Favorite memory?
M: It can just be any?
S: Yeah.
M:Hmmm . . . There are too many to count. I really liked it before everyone got cars and we would walk to McDonalds and Starbucks in the rain. I also liked when we all went down to the creek the first week of school and saw Joel Bernthal standing in the middle of it. Yeah, just spending time with the girls, and the guys too.
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Advice for freshman?
M:Don’t focus on your social life before your grades. I learned that the hard way (to Kari: “That’s good advice.”)
(Kari: What?)
S:Advice for seniors?
M:That’s a hard one.
(Kari: Why do they need advice? They’re leaving. Just forget they ever existed.)
M:Do they need advice?
(Kari: Say something about college.)
Miranda: “You don’t need to go to college to be successful. How was that? I think that was good.”
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S:Which is better: Starbucks or Caribou?
M:Hmm… Starbucks, because Caribou is almost too sweet. I’m very selective about my Caribou drinks. But at Starbucks I can get whatever I want. Caribou gives me a headache too. But I love both equally.
S:Biggest regret of high school?
M:Not branching out when it comes to friends. Like just sticking to one, and just like, you know, staying in while other people were out and having a good time.
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S:If you could only take three things and two people with you to a deserted island, what and who would you take?
M: I would take my . . . well, there’s no internet on the deserted island, is there?
S: No.
M: There’s no internet? Or electricity?
S: No.
M: Well, I’d take water, obviously… like a water jug…
S: You do know that on a deserted island there is water there, right?
M:What if it’s a salt water island? They have those machines that convert saltwater to freshwater, so I’d take one of those. Food and a pocket knife--no, a swiss army knife. And I would take Lydia and Marisa because they know a lot about surviving. And they are good at protecting, so they would protect me.
(Kari: notice how you didn’t say me.) *both giggle and proceed to talk for another half minute*
S:What animal is your spirit animal?
M:A turtle. Because they are very slow.
(Kari: a coffee bean)
M:Is that a spirit animal? That’s a good one too. But also they have the shell, and that’s cool too.
S:What are you gonna miss most about high school?
M:All of my friends,(collective awwing) and tour choir.
S:Favorite hobby?
M:A hobby. What’s a hobby? I don’t have hobbies *laughs* I really like to drive. I’m not a good driver, but it helps me clear my mind. I also like to make coffee. And I like shopping.
You may have seen her playing piano in choir or evening chapel, up in whatever theater production is happening, or just around campus with a quick smile or comment to brighten your day. Here’s a little peek inside the interesting life of Olivia Thurow.​​
Kitara: “When and where?”
Olivia: “October 25, 2002, Valentine, Nebraska”
K: “If you could pick one color to describe your childhood, what would it be?”
O: “Hannah?”
Hannah: “Neon Yellow . . . I’m kidding, Sand/salmon.”
K: “Favorite high school memory?”
O: *doesn’t miss a beat* “Couples yoga with Hannah.”
K: “Anything you wish you could redo?”
H: “Couples yoga.”
O: “Well, a lot. You learn from your mistakes.”
K: “Any future plans?”
O: “Occupational therapy. Maybe.”
K: “Are there any hobbies you have/wish you had?”
O: “Actually, I’ve always wanted to surf.”
K: “Here’s a question from Mason: soft or hard shell taco?”
O: “Soft.”
(Hard shell is most often the right answer, but we’ll give it to her since it’s her Senior Spotlight)
K: “Advice for freshmen?”
O: “I really don’t know. I have no advice.”
H: “Talk to everyone.”
O: “I didn’t and I’m fine, but don’t be intimidated, and get involved in things that you want to get involved in.”
Favorites:
Color: Bluish green
Book: Bible. Other than that, doesn’t have one.
Hymn: “Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah”
Flavor: Caramel
Prof: Depends on day
Where do you see Olivia in ten years?
Hannah: “Living in my basement with cats and dogs, sleeping in a queen-sized bed that fits us perfectly…”
George: “In a jail cell… WAIT, DON’T PUT THAT IN.”
Daniel H: “The conductor of the Minnesota Orchestra.”
Suraya: “A grandma, sitting in a rocking chair reading to her grandkids and baking cookies for everyone she passes. She’s so nice that all the neighborhood children visit her daily.”
Cainnin: “World renowned pianist.”
Favorites
Prof: Doctor Dan. Easy.
Food: I really like pasta.
Place on campus: I like the benches. Like on the hills and stuff. Because sometimes we would all just gather there and have cute little conversations and stuff. Especially in the springtime.
Starbucks Drink: Ooooh, we’re getting to the good ones! I really like the vanilla sweet cream cold brew . . . (proceeds to talk to Kari about coffee for a solid two minutes)
Haiku Blues
​Now, February,
The second month of the year
Wait, wait, already?!
Twenty twenty-one,
We’re already a month in
Who knows what’s to come?
Well, of course, God does
And we should always trust Him
Who cares for us all.
No matter what will
Come, in the world or at home,
It is for the best.
Trust in the Lord with
All your heart, and lean not on
Your understanding.
But in all your ways
Acknowledge Him, He always
Shall direct your paths.
Rebecca Durst
Suraya Williams
Many of you have been wondering about this shoe survey that I sent out. Well, here is the big reveal: they are Gus’s shoes. Now, many of you may want to change your answer, but it’s okay because now I know that I am not the only one to dislike these shoes. I don’t want Gus on my bad side, but the results came back as 62 (85%) students out of 73 said they didn’t like the shoes based on looks. Eleven (15%) stated that they did like these shoes solely on looks. There really isn’t too much else to say, but if I disappear. . ;)
I also was disappointed that Gus did not model the shoes himself, but what can we do.
Lydia Kettner
Song Dedication
J a n u a r y
All you music lovers out there know how it is when you hear a song and it reminds you of someone. This new section of the Flash is dedicated to just that--dedicating your favorite songs to your favorite people. Whether it be the words or the music, or just that you always listen together, you can now give a shout out through music, anonymously or not! Send in your song dedications to trinmayh@ilc.edu or ilhsflash@ilc.edu.
“The Star-Spangled Banner,” sung by Marvin Gaye, dedicated to Prof Kranz by the Class of 2021
“The Irish Pub Song,” dedicated to Dasker by Anonymous
“Biggest Scrub,” words and music written by Henry Lau, dedicated to Andrew Lau by Henry Lau
“Baby Shark,” dedicated to Mason Garvins by Anonymous
“Mean a Thing it Does Not, If that Swing, it Ain’t Got” by Yoda dedicated to Megan Hammond by Ya Cus
“You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful” by One Direction dedicated to Britten Rutz by Anonymous
“Leviathan” by Volbeat dedicated to Ryan Lang by Mason Garvens
“Evermore” sung by Josh Groban dedicated to Africa from Tree
“The Irish Playlist” (also mentioned in this edition of the Flash) dedicated to Andrew Mayhew from his daughter. “I love you, Dad!”
"Journey of the Sorcerer" by the Eagles, dedicated to Luke Strike from Alex
Trinity Mayhew
Irish Playlist
“Black Velvet Band”--The High Kings
“Dulaman”--Celtic Woman
“Waterlily”--The Cottars
“The Parting” Glass--Cara Dillon
“The Galway Girl”--Celtic Thunder
“Raglan Road”--The High Kings
“Caledonia”--Celtic Woman
“Byker Hill”--The Cottars
“Tell Me Ma”--Gaelic Storm
“The Irish Pub Song”--The High Kings
“Mo Ghile Mear”--Celtic Woman
Trinity Mayhew
New Style because of the Model
Weird Things Heard Around Campus
Suraya Williams
Hey, guys! Thanks for all the submissions, keep it up please.
"So there I was, blood soaking through my fursuit..."
"Can I just sit on the roof and wait for packs of furries to run by so I can shoot them?"
"How many furries are left?"
"A 15-ft tall furry..."
“I may have $20 but I am NOT going to pop some tags.”
“Don’t embrace the meat; it makes it uncomfortable.”
"She's barely a frog."
"Is this about my elaborate plan to kill your entire family?"
"People hitting people? That's not music; that's violence."
"Anything is percussion if you hit it hard enough."
"I was Martin Luther with my 95 menu theses."
“I smell people. It’s not weird.”
Micah Fossum
A Spot of Randomness
Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.
Junk food is as addictive as drugs.
3.6 cans of Spam are consumed each second.
Oreo has made enough cookies to span 5 back and forth trips to the moon.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
A blob of toothpaste is called a nurdle.
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
Alex Radichel
The Sauce is Boss
or "Soup Doesn't Jiggle"
I sometimes get disdainful looks when I put a little bit of barbecue sauce on something unconventional. I think these are completely unwarranted and that there’s nothing wrong with a little scientific experimentation. Here are two lists displaying acceptable foods and drinks to apply barbecue sauce to.
Buen
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Most chocolate (brownies*, hot chocolate, etc.)
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Cookies
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Hot dogs/ corn dogs
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Burgers*
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Alfredo
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Pizza
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Popcorn*
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Hash browns*
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Rice
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Baked potatoes
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Chicken patties/nuggets*
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Bananas (in moderation)
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Glazed Doughnuts
Mal
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Banana bread
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Ice cream
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Other sauces (e.g. BBQ meatballs, alfredo sauce, spaghetti sauce)
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Garlic Bread
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Mashed potatoes
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Cranberry sauce
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Chicken Cordon Bleu
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Straight sauce
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Warm water
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Cold water
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Mixed veggies
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Most very cold things
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Most fruit
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Jelly doughnuts
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Cream of Chicken
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Chocolate Milk (Thanks, Scott)
As you can see, all of these categorizations are completely understandable. If you doubt any, try them yourself some time- for the sake of science.