Senior Spotlight: Stephanie Kazemba
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DL: When and where were you born?
SK: March 6, 2000, in Worthington, Minnesota
DL: Any plans for after high school?
SK: Nope, don’t have any plans after
high school. I’ll probably help on our farm.
DL: Do you have names for your sheep?
SK: Yes, we’ve had a ton.
DL: What are some?
SK: The most popular was Peanut.
Others are Jumper, Speckle, Big Bertha,
Mr. Taft, and Waffles. Peanut was my
favorite. Fernando is the worst.
DL: How many homeruns have you hit
in your softball career?
SK: Nine official ones. One left handed.
DL: If you could be any animal, what
would you be and why?
SK: Ethiopian Wolf because of
Geography 12 class.
DL: Volleyball or softball?
SK: Depends on the day. I’m not
gonna choose.
DL: Pancakes, waffles, or French toast?
SK: French toast
DL: Brit. Lit or Speech?
SK: Brit. Lit.
Favorites:
ILC Meal: Orange chicken
Class: Art
Movie: Pride and Prejudice
Song: “Twist and Shout” by the Beatles
Book: (Other than the Bible) Tale of
Two Cities
Book series: Lord of the Rings
Bible passage: Psalm 141:3
Where do you see Stephanie in 10 years?
Carter Ryan: Causing a lot of mischief, but no one would suspect it’s her because “Stephanie wouldn’t do that,” as she continues to put origami butterflies everywhere that say “Istanbul was once Constantinople.”
Jenna Mielke: Going farm to farm as a sheep whisperer with her loving husband and kids.
Christian Kazemba: Hermit that writes books for a living somewhere in Canada.
By Dan Lau
Word Association
LOVE
Paul:Heart
Kaitlyn Berman: Valentine’s Day
Lauren G: Cupid
Seth: Baby’s Butt
Megan: Smooth
Dan Lau: Henry
Ben O: Basketball
Gabe: Joke
Sarah D: Funny
Mel G: Myself
By Julianna Hein
I was honored to get to interview Katherine Reim for her senior spotlight, but I lost my voice, so I got Malaena Buck to ask her the questions. It got a little crazy… (Malaena would like to say that she’s so embarrassed.)
MB/LM: When and where were you born?
KR: May 30, 2000, in Eau Claire, Wisconsin
MB: In an armpit!
MB/LM: What are your plans for after high school?
KR: I want to go to Colorado for chemistry and maybe be a sign language interpreter.
MB: Embarrassment
MB/LM: Favorite high school memory?
MB: Tour choir with me!
KR: Well, yeah, tour with Malaena was pretty great. Malaena’s cabin and any time with my friends was fun.
MB/LM: What are you going to miss the most?
KR: How pretty campus is, doing stuff after school, and definitely all the people.
MB/LM: Advice for freshmen?
KR: Stop complaining about the away game sandwiches because it’s so annoying and we don’t care.
MB/LM: Who’s your favorite person to eat lunch with?
MB: Me! Me! *raises hand and jumps around*
KR: That whole group is so solid.
Favorites:
Prof: All of them
ILC meal: Lasagna
Class: Chemistry
Awful Movie: Small Potatoes
TV show: Parks and Rec
Color: Orange
In 10 Years:
Malaena: Thoroughly embarrassed, getting random foot cramps, and probably married to James with half a kid.
Nicole: Walking ghetto neighborhoods while using her kitchen keys as her only source of protection with a purse full of peanut butter.
Gabe: In her parents’ basement in a lab coat
By Lily Meyer
Katherine Reim: Senior Spotlight
Random Facts
All About Food :)
Chocolate was once used as currency.
There is an amusement park in Tokyo that offers Raw Horse Flesh-flavored ice cream.
A Cinnabon Classic has less sugar than a 20-oz bottle of Pepsi.
Most wasabi consumed is not real wasabi, but colored horseradish.
Apples, pears, and plums all belong to the rose family.
Oklahoma’s state vegetable is the watermelon.
In Brazil, one of the most popular pizza toppings is green peas.
By Julianna Hein
Basic Questions
Q: What’s your name?
A: Jesse Reginald Wilke
Q: Where are you from?
A: Lived in Rapid City, South Dakota,
but was born in Saginaw, Michigan
Q: Favorite Class?
A: Precalculus
Q: Hobbies?
A: Blacksmithing and frisbee golf
Q: Sports?
A: Baseball
Q: Plans after high school?
A: Kettering University for mechanical
engineering
Q: Dream job?
A: Being “off-the-grid” in Australia
Q: Favorite dorm activity?
A: Pranking Sean
Q: Mount Rushmore of Juice?
A: 1.Grape 2.Apple 3.Pear
4.Strawberry Hi-C
Q: Mount Rushmore of Cereal?
A: 1.Frosted Flakes 2.Frosted Mini Wheats
3.Raisin Bran 4.Honey Bunches of Oats
Speed Round
Q: Whip or dab?
A: Neither
Q: Peanut butter or nutella?
A: PB
Q: Lauren or Lauren?
A: Lauren (Tough Question)
Q: Lacrosse or water polo?
A: Neither
Q: Wilkesauce Tha Milksauce, or
Wilkedud Tha Milkdud
A: Wilkesauce Tha Milksauce
Mad Lib
It was a perky (adjective), dreary morning. The
light lay (past tense verb) in Prof Sullivan’s office.
In a fit of rage he slammed his funion (noun) on
the desk. He also grabbed his book from under
his camel (noun). The book was titled, “Students
to be Water-Boarded.”
Where Do You See Jesse in Fifteen Years?
Levi Schaller: I see him living in a camper
outside my house using only his body heat for
warmth.
Prof Rodebaugh: Um, I don’t really know the kid
but he’ll probably be married to Lauren with some
kids and living in Eau Claire.
Lauren Gurgel: “Hopefully married to me ;),” said
Seth Miller
By Seth Miller
Jesse Wilke: Senior Spotlight
Limaricks
There once were the third quarter blues,
When the people had nothing to do’s,
But when one is dreary
That nothing is here, he
Remembers the quarter’s half through’s.
By Aric Reim
TOP 10: Songs
(By Different Artists)
By Dan Lau
10. “Mr. Blue Sky” - Electric Light Orchestra
“Mr. Blue Sky” (Out of the Blue, 1977). Catchy harmonization and beat to
Electric Light Orchestra’s vintage electronic sound.
“Sun is shinin' in the sky. There ain't a cloud in sight. It's stopped rainin'
everybody's in a play. And don't you know. It's a beautiful new day, hey hey.”
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9. “Have You Ever” - The Offspring
“Have You Ever” (Americana, 1998). Fast, upbeat tempo and instrumentals
spreading the message of paranoia and crime in the world.
“So if you walk away. Who is gonna stay? 'Cause I'd like to make the world
be a better place.”
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8. “Get Off Of My Cloud” - The Rolling Stones
“Get Off Of My Cloud” (December’s Children, 1965). Old-school Rolling
Stones lyrics and drums that stay in your head all day long.
“Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd.
On my cloud, baby.”
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7. “Polaroid” - Imagine Dragons
“Polaroid” (Smoke + Mirrors, 2014). The words of a man struggling to find
love, but he doesn’t let that get him down. These words are combined with
a super catchy hook and beat.
“All my life I've been living in the fast lane. Can't slow down. I'm a rollin'
freight train. One more time. Gotta start all over. Can't slow down. I'm a
lone red rover.”
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6. “Every Planet We Reach Is Dead” - Gorillaz
“Every Planet We Reach Is Dead” (Demon Days, 2005). A ballad featuring
incredible vocals, strings, bass, and drums.
“Picture on the dreamer. I'll take you deeper. Down to the sleepy glow. Time
is a low. Don't you know. What are we going to do?”
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5. “R U Mine?” - Arctic Monkeys
“R U Mine?” (AM, 2013). Great vocals and lyrical content with splashes of
harmonization and rock steady guitar.
“I go crazy 'cause here isn't where I wanna be. And satisfaction feels like a
distant memory. And I can't help myself. All I wanna hear her say is are you mine?”
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4. “Fool in the Rain” - Led Zeppelin
“Fool in the Rain” (In Through The Out Door, 1979). A different sounding
Zeppelin feel featuring nice editions of piano, whistle, timbales, and apogô.
“Now I will stand in the rain on the corner. I watch the people go shuffling
downtown. Another ten minutes no longer. And then I'm turning around, 'round.”
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3. “Perfect Situation” - Weezer
“Perfect Situation” (Make Believe, 2005). Your typical situation of a guy struggling
to talk to a girl, with great vocals and a perfect guitar solo.
“There’s the pitch. Slow and straight. All I have to do is swing. And I'm a hero. But
I'm a zero.”
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2. “Last Night On Earth” - Green Day
“Last Night On Earth” (21st Century Breakdown, 2009). A quite touching, more
emotional side of Green Day that just works.
“My beating heart belongs to you. I walked for miles 'til I found you. I'm here to
honor you. If I lose everything in the fire. Did I ever make it through?”
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“A Martyr for My Love for You” - The White Stripes
“A Martyr for My Love for You” (Icky Thump, 2007). Lovable bluesy vocals and
all the elements of a great rock song, rich in guitar and percussion, that’s hard to
resist.
“You probably call me a fool. And say I'm doin' exactly what a coward would do.
And I'm beginning to like you. It's a shame; what a lame way to live. But what can
I do? I hope you appreciate what I do.”
Lovesick or Sick of Love?
Songs from any and all genres to cure the lovesick and empower those that are sick of love.
Lovesick:
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Wouldn’t Mean a Thing - Bruno Major (soul)
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Eyes on You - Chase Rice (country)
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Perfect - Ed Sheeran (pop)
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Never Seen Anything - The Script (acoustic)
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Everything - Michael Buble (jazzy-ish)
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Just the Way You Are - Bruno Mars (pop)
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I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston (80’s)
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Iris - Goo Goo Dolls (soft rock)
Sick of Love:
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New Rules - Dua Lipa (pop-electro)
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Love Song - Sara Bareilles (acoustic)
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Love Myself - Hailee Steinfeld (pop)
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Cry Me a River - Justin Timberlake (2000’s pop)
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Heartless - Kanye West (rap/hip-hop)
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Came Here to Forget - Blake Shelton (country)
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Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood (country)
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I’m Not Cryin’ For You - Save Ferris (soft rock)
By Cassidy Noeldner
The Greatest Showman
Have you seen the Greatest Showman? Great! Have you listened to the soundtrack abundantly despite whether or not you have seen it or not? Great! Have you not even heard of this so called “Greatest Snowman” thing, or something of that sort? NOT GREAT! If any of these apply to you, you need to go and listen to the soundtrack. Or even better, watch the movie. You’ll thank me later. I haven’t seen a filmed musical that I have loved so much. Even as just a movie, it was absolutely phenomenal. With all original songs, a story that has been scarcely told, Hugh Jackman (‘cause, you can’t go wrong there…). This whole experience was a recipe for brilliance. Okay, okay, I know, I’m being the biased reporter, but it was that good.
The following is a ranking of the songs from the soundtrack from my beloved to my favorite, because none of them were anywhere near bad.
9. The Greatest Show- super powerful and a great demonstration of the casts’ vocal abilities
8. Come Alive- kinda spooky but in the best way
7. Never Enough/Never Enough Reprise- super empowering, despite the fact the reprise is sad
6. This is Me- Keala Settle, ‘nuff said
5. From Now On- a great reminder to keep things in focus, ya know?
4. Other Side- Zac Efron and Hugh Jackman made an excellent pair. This song is just plain fun.
3. Rewrite The Stars- classic love song with an original twist, not to mention stunningly portrayed
2. Tightrope- #feels. I don’t know if Michelle Williams could have done this any better. The lyrics combined with her character and her abilities=extraordinary.
1. A Million Dreams/A Million Dreams Reprise- I can't help but have this one as my favorite. It shows the progression of these kids turning some of their dreams into reality, while never forgetting to look on the brighter side. Plus, the dance performed by Jackman and Williams is stellar.
By Grace Meyer
Prof's Preferences
The choices were: either Bach, Vivaldi or Handel ; Then either Beethoven
or Mozart; Then either Chopin, Liszt, or Tchaikovsky
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Prof. Reim- Bach, Mozart, Tchaikovsky
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Prof. Sippert- Bach, Mozart, Tchaikovsky
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Prof. Kranz- Bach, Mozart, Tchaikovsky
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Prof Sullivan- Bach, Vivaldi, Handel, Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Tchaikovsky (loves them all in there own unique way)
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Prof. Schierenbeck- Bach, Mozart, Tchaikovsky
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Prof. Gullerud- Vivaldi, Mozart, Chopin
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Prof. Roehl- Bach, Beethoven, Chopin
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Prof. Rodebaugh- Vivaldi, Beethoven, Liszt
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Prof. Lau- Vivaldi, Beethoven, (on the top of his) Liszt
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Prof. Naumann- Vivaldi, Mozart, Chopin
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Prof. Schaller- Bach, Mozart, Liszt
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Prof. Ude- Bach, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky
Total Count
Bach: 9 (winner of Baroque Era)
Vivaldi: 4
Handel: 1 (from Prof. Sullivan)
Beethoven: 5
Mozart: 8 (winner of Classical Era)
Chopin: 4
Liszt: 4
Tchaikovsky: 6 (winner of Romantic Era)
By Anthony Garibay
Flash Member of The Month
Since we have such good participation and positivity on our crew this year, I thought I would do something to recognize the great people who do so much unnoticed. The Flash really means a lot to this particular individual and it shows in her participation in meetings, her eagerness, enthusiasm, and the quality of articles she writes. I want to make sure her hard work is not being overlooked or taken for granted. This gal is always making my life easier as editor with getting her articles in on time (sometimes before the due date), and never being afraid to share her ceaseless ideas. A big thanks to Miriam Whitenight! Congratulations and keep working hard!
By Megan Johnston
Team Tobor's Robotic Experience
We are certainly not building or programming masters. A lot of people think that robotics is for people that have experience in building or common sense. But in the robotics lab that is just not the case. Not only do we constantly make mistakes, but we also spend most of our time fixing them. For example, Suraya and I spent all Saturday making the bumpers for the robot only to find out that thanks to some modifications to the robot, the holes we were planning to use did not line up.
Most high schoolers have never used the power tools we use in the robotics lab. Suraya decided that since the staple gun she was using wasn’t working she would turn it around and look at the part where the staples shoot out. Also, after being told multiple times she finally stopped accidentally pointing it at people. In the end, she got the hang of it.
I’d say that the 3D printer we recently built has been a really big help to making small pieces that are helpful additions to the robot, but unfortunately, it can be a big pain sometimes. The printing table is held and balanced by four screws. These four screws keep the printer head balanced so that everything will print straight. The process of making the tray balanced is long and annoying. Unfortunately for Joel, he always gets stuck with that job.
When it comes to programming, Dasker is definitely the best at it and has done most of the programming. He mainly sits at the computer unless he’s working on the wiring. He has claimed the computer chair and the computer as his own and plays his Good Stuff, Spotify, song list over and over and over again. :-/ (It’s impossible to learn to program from Mr. Frank.)
Even though we may not be professional builders or programmers we still get things done and have fun. I encourage you to come to the robotics lab too. As for the robot...It’s still a work in progress. Our main jobs right now involve getting the wiring finished.
By Liberty Masker
Immanuel Athletics
The Immanuel girls basketball team has only three games left this year. To start the year they won two of their three first games before running into an eight game losing streak, including a tough 56-57 loss at Augusta. It is very difficult to recover from a losing streak like this, but the Lancers have done an impressive job of just that. Since losing eight straight, they have won four of their last six games and are looking very ready for some postseason ball. The team has three regular season games left before playoff time. The only senior this year, Lauren Sotnyk, is doing a good job of leading the team with her great hustle and experience. She is scoring 7.6 points per game so far this year. Most of the scoring for the team is done by the post players, Josie Naumann and freshman Leah Bailey. Steve Naumann and Amy Miller are doing a good job as the coaches for the Varsity team, while JV coach John Ude is also doing very well in his first year of coaching the Lancers. The last few games of the season should be very exciting as the team prepares for the playoffs. Come watch the Lancers to cheer them on and wish them good luck in the postseason!
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The boys basketball team has really found their niche in the last week. Following the Christmas lay-off the team lost 3 straight conference games, all against the large division of the conference. This past week started off with a huge win in Whitehall (the second place team in the large) and kept getting better with road wins at Eleva-Strum and Alma/Pepin. After this they sealed a 5-game win streak with a win in a non-conference matchup in Boyceville. This Thursday the Lancers (10-4,7-3) face off against the Independence Indees (9-7,6-5) in a game that gives the Lancers an opportunity to seal at least a share of conference with a win. Henry Lau really had a breakout week coming off of the hand injury and has done a great job with scoring the past week. He and Jordan Rutz are both top 5 in the Dairyland Small in scoring. The Lancers are doing what they have had to this season and look to have a chance at putting another number up on the wall ending a 14-year conference championship drought. Hopefully the Lancers can continue to perform at a high level and carry some momentum into the state tournament that starts at the end of the month.
Baseball
Immanuel has arguably their best success on the diamond playing over any other sport they participate in. The Lancers are coming off a huge season last year where they won the Dairyland and their Region, finishing one game shy of going to state. This year the team wants to avenge that and head to Appleton to play at the state tournament. The Lancers return six players with over fifty innings of varsity baseball under their belt, including Levi Schaller, Jordan Rutz, Joey Bailey, Seth Miller, Jesse Wilke, and Josh Gerbitz. The Lancers are going to have some gaps to fill following last year’s graduating class who accounted for a large portion of the outfield, some of the infield, and a portion of the innings pitched. The biggest void the class leaves, however, is the impact they had with a bat in their hands. The Lancers look to fill the void and be competitive again this year.
By Henry Lau
By Josh Gerbitz
South Hall Ban
As many of you know, South Hall has been quite the tranquil corner of campus lately. After being the go-to hangout spot for many townie/dormie friendships, sickness inevitably swept through and all non-resident students were banned from the girls’ dorm in order to prevent further spread of this gnarly flu. The flu was nearly diminished when the lice epidemic sprang up, banning all non-resident students from the dorm again.They were only recently allowed back in. Here are the words of some town students when asked about their thoughts on this minor campus prohibition which seemed to have a major impact on their lives. “I don’t understand why, because we have friends in there, and I want to see my friends after school, and I can’t see my friends,” said a sophomore who is in the dorm so often she could be mistaken for a dorm student.Two sociable juniors also had quite a bit to say on the subject. One said, “Normally, I wouldn’t care a lot, but it is so cold outside and there’s absolutely nothing to do on campus, so I am absolutely irate.”The other nearly shouted, “I hate it with a burning passion that matches the hatred we should feel towards sin. I would love to once again be able to hang out with my friends in the homelike coziness of the dorm.” Hopefully these delirious town students are happy and content with the girls’ dorm being open to non-resident students once again. However, I’m not so sure the dorm students are quite as thrilled. Here’s what one dorm student said when asked how she felt about the temporary rule in the dorm, “I am so happy about it. Townies make it ten times louder in the dorm. When townies are in the dorm things get broken.” Another simply said, “It’s quieter.” Let’s hope they can re-adjust to the extra traffic in the dorm once again.
By Melanie Gerbitz
Sorry about the long wait, but in this issue, we are featuring Prof Roehl, who teaches CA9, among many other classes. Let's see what this year's freshmen think about Professor Roehl!
Marisa Konshok states: “He’s pretty funny. [He] makes class pretty cool and fun.” “He is an amazing CA9 teacher, and I personally think his classes are fun,” another freshman agrees. Tyler Radichel also thinks highly of him. “Prof Roehl is great at explaining everything we have trouble with.” “I think his class is pretty meaningless, but otherwise he’s nice,” one freshman replied with.
Well, Prof., great job so far, and keep it up!
By Rebecca Durst
The Professor Report
MIRIAM WHITENIGHT
Dungeons and Dragons #5
Story: The Dwarves of Ironclad
Notes: The characters in this story are the same as some from the second D&D Flash article: “Gnomes are Your Best Defense.” The encounters and quotes in this portion of the story may have or may not have been modified from the original account. You may see these characters later in other short excerpts, but it may not continue where it left off.
After the dwarf fighter saw the familiar landscape through the portal, he jumped into it and found himself at his old home. After being driven away by his own people one hundred years ago, he finally had returned to Ironclad, a dwarven fortress which had double-doors made of pure iron that were each twenty feet long. After the fighter came the aasimar, then the sorcerer, then the druid, then the ranger. After they all jumped through, the portal closed. They met a cleric- a magic warrior which served deities of the worlds- and a bard who were heading to Ironclad.
From a distance they could hear a loud hammering of catapults uselessly barraging the impenetrable doors. The party could also hear the hearty laughter of one of the dwarven officers protecting the wall. Seeing the vast army that was in front of the gate, the party charged to join the battle. The aasimar and the dwarf activated their magic swords, making their blades turn into pure light. The sorcerer summoned his Mantle of Flames, arming him with the powers of the Phoenix. The ranger readied his bow and headed towards the mountainside. The cleric, the bard, and the druid all charged behind their companions.
Upon seeing the flash of light from the aasimar’s sword, the enemy attacking Ironclad sent a wave of cavalry at the party. The sorcerer sent shot after shot of flaming magic at them while the aasimar and dwarf cut down others with their sun blades. The ranger, from part way up the mountainside, shot down and eliminated the enemy from right off their horses. The others sent magic and enemies flying every which way. Within less than five minutes, the cavaliers were destroyed. Upon seeing this, the dwarves opened their iron gates and stormed out, driving the enemy back, forcing them to forsake their encampment, and even firing on them with some of their own catapults which they had already abandoned.
The party walked up to the dwarves which were now turning around to return to Ironclad. Those which saw their outcast brother either looked at him with unhappy faces, or they simply were too excited about the awaiting feast to even care. Some dwarves did come up to him, the leaders of the Ironclad. The leader carried with him an iron drinking horn even larger than himself, and his black beard almost touched the ground. He nodded to the dwarf fighter.
“It has been a long time since you have returned,” he said.
“Indeed, I am back,” he responded. “I have come back to Ironclad in search of a certain artifact, one that anchors this world into being. I have come to see that it is protected from those who wish to release chaos over the worlds.” The dwarf leader stared at him, an expression of slight concern on his face.
They all went together into Ironclad, where the dwarves had cut into the iron mountain and into its center where they built their dwellings around the huge iron nugget in the center of their home. The dwarf leader explained to them: “We have heard that our miners came upon a shaft in the mountain that was like obsidian and not iron like the rest of the mountain. It led into a big cavernous room that we dared not to explore. Fear seems to dwell in there, trying to crawl its way out. So we have left it alone, but have left it guarded. Let me take you there.” The party followed him deep into the mountain’s iron mines, searching to find and defend one of the anchors of the worlds. But the real fight was yet to come.
-The End of this part of the story
(The conclusion of this story will be written as soon as time permits.)