Senior Spotlight: Jordan Quam
To begin, Jordan Quam was born in Jamestown, North Dakota on November 17, 1998. Shortly thereafter, he and his family moved to New York when he was only six months old. They lived there for a little over a year and moved to where they currently reside, Eau Claire, Wisconsin.
Now, to glide right along through his awkward grade and middle school years, and onto high school. We just do not talk about the “terrible horrors” young Jordan must have faced during those years, as does every child.
Jordan states that his favorite things about high school were the summer breaks and Latin class. I know, what a shock these things must be, coming from Jordan. Also, his favorite memory from high school was his trip to Europe, mainly Germany and Iceland. He said, “ It was without y’all.”
The thing he will miss the very LEAST about high school was, “Having to waste years of my life and time learning about things that I will never apply to my life.” To all those teachers out there, remember the very important words of whomever said it first, “Do not kill the messenger.”
After graduation, Jordan wants to join some form of military band. No, not with Dwight; he made that clear enough. Past his military experiences and career, he wants to attend school tentatively for business and foreign languages. Then on to law school. All this, minus the crippling debt, due to his ingenious and very well thought out plan.
After he becomes an exceedingly successful and renowned lawyer, he will buy out 51% or more of every company’s stock, thus owning them all. Throughout all of these cunning things, Jordan will, sometime or another, move to Berlin.
So, after this even less detailed, dulled, and shortened version of Jordan’s so called ” life plan,”you should have come to the conclusion: Jordan Quam will rule the world.