May - 2017 2/2

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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

Where Are They Going?

Mark Brown-Kempenaar: Year off; online courses at Full Sail University to become music studio certified. Friesland, WI. Sam Buck: NDSU,...

In My Stupid Opinion

Ziplines that go from building to building, possibly all the way down to the creek. Every student is issued their own personal harness....

Ask a Prof

Question: If you could combine any two animals which two would you combine and what would you call the new species? Prof Rodebaugh:...

Dwight Gantt

Miriam: When and Where? Dwight: June 4, 1999. Cheyenne, WY M: Where have you lived? D: Cheyenne WY, Lemmon SD, and currently...

Conference Banners

One of the projects that this year’s Student Council is undertaking is the creation of conference banners to be mounted on the gym wall....