May - 2017

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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

You Decide: Controversy over French History

In this series, members of the Flash will research little known but intense debates around the world, and bring them to you. The choice...

Emily Joanne Johannes

Well, you’ve all seen her on the court, but let’s get to know a little bit more about senior, EJ. When and Where? Eau Claire, WI December...

Random Things Heard Around Campus

“Squeeze the cheese!" -Timothy Meyer "Maybe your instrument uses tongue but mine does not" -Jacob Hammond "Wait, did Abraham Lincoln ever...

Things to Do Outside

Sooo….now that the dreadful winter weather is over (at least in my opinion) and the warmweather has finally started (well, April showers...

Flash 2017 Playlist

As the year comes to a close, the seniors are torn. We’re all eager to move on to the next big step in our lives, but we’re not so...

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words As an outgoing senior here at Immanuel, many lasts are being observed and many more will be before graduation finally...

Gunnard Michael Sippert

Jon: When and where were you gifted upon the earth? Gunny: May 27, 1999, Oshkosh, Wisconsin J: What did you do for fun as a child? G:...

In My Stupid Opinion

What is the greatest movie ever? This is a question that hits near and dear to my heart because I love movies. I have seen many of them,...

How to Speak Baseball

Mr. Webster and Mr. Merriam may have got you thinking that you know the English language pretty well. But that may not really be the...

Julia Strike

Even if you don’t know Julia Strike very well personally, everyone can tell that she’s just about the sweetest girl on campus. She loves...