April - 2017

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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

Random Things Heard Around Campus

“WHAT IF UNIPENGUINS WERE A THING!” - Jadyn Karow “I pride myself on being a baby goat.” -Lily Meyer “LOOK AT HIS SILKY ROLLS!” - Brynn...

Grade School Tournaments

Grade school tournaments were always one of the highlights of my year. I would leave my normal school day and tell all my friends I was...

Ask a Prof.

Question: If you had to witness one of the following fights, which would it be and why? Prof Rodebaugh vs. Prof Roehl Prof Naumann vs....

Things I Learned on Spring Break

What do you get when you stuff three senior boys, all their stuff, and a cooler stocked with food into a Buick of questionable...

ILHS Sports Update

Varsity Boys Basketball The Lancers finished their season off on a high note by playing three of their best games of the year before...

A Farewell to...the Unique Opportunities of Immanuel

In my nearly four years at ILHS I have seen the full richness of God’s blessings. In terms of uniqueness, Immanuel has to rank very...

Senio Spotlight: Nicholas Tanner White

Jon: When and where were you born? Nick: Honolulu, Hawaii J: What are all the places you have lived? N: Hawaii, North Carolina,...

In My Stupid Opinion.... (Fast Food Edition)

There is a great mystery that the answer to has long been searched for. Greeks attempted to answer through philosophy, ancient Chinese...