Random Things Heard Around Campus
“WHAT IF UNIPENGUINS WERE A THING!” - Jadyn Karow
“I pride myself on being a baby goat.” -Lily Meyer
“LOOK AT HIS SILKY ROLLS!” - Brynn Schierenbeck
“You woke me up to grab a stupid squirrel?” - Megan Johnston
“GIVE ME MY SQUI!” - Linsey Sydow
“Oh my goodness, Jillian, you made me miss my birth.” - Brynn Schierenbeck
“It’s so spongy!” - Levi Wittorp
“Me and Jadyn have screwdrivers cause we’re FANCY” -Melanie Gerbitz
“Don’t put bean grease on me.” - Tara Gerbitz
“If they put it on airplane wings to de-ice, it’s probably not good for your lungs.”
-Prof. Rodebaugh
“Would you stop hitting me on the head with your trumpet?!” - Gabe Plath
“Turn up the lit!” - Morgan Bobek and Kaitlyn Berman
“Jinkies!” - Sam Oster
“I care about my abs so much that I cover them in a protective layer of fat.” - Paige Quam
“I am an ab.” - Rose Schierenbeck