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By Aric Reim
“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”
Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.
The girl obliged,
Well, that’s no surprise,
Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.
There once were some nice miniclasses,
But methinks there be topics they lackses.
Like pickle eating,
Or, say, walrus feeding.
But don’t worry, everyone passes.
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