October - 2016

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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

No tags yet.

Senior Spotlight: Emma Mueller

M: When and where were you born? October 19th, 1998, in Milwaukee, WI. M: Favorite High School Memories? Taking part in Annie, rooming...

Random Facts

Crying helps you feel better, reduce stress, and may help to keep the body healthy. The eye makes movements 50 times every second. When...

Senior Spotlight: Emily Zimmerman

Emily Zimmerman speaks for herself. There’s not much I can say in this interview that she hasn’t already shouted. Some people might think...

Senior Spotlight: James Schaser

The world changed for the better on January 30, 1998, when James Matthew Schaser was born. You may know him as that guy who keeps...

Mel's A Champ

A lot has changed since Mel took over at the start of last year. She brought in some new ideas in her first year, such as brunch, orange...

Early 2000's Trash

As much as many of us take pride in being “90’s kids,” it’s time we wake up and face the truth. Being born in 1998 means the early 2000’s...

Didn't Make “Tour” Blues

So you didn't make Tour Choir? Here's a Top Ten list of famous singers who never would have made Tour Choir either (consult a...

Some Oh So Nice Advice

Question: I want to talk to a boy, but I’m shy. Response: This really depends on what kind of relationship you already have with this...

Arnold Palmer

Golf lost a legend last Sunday as Arnold Palmer passed away awaiting cardiac surgery. He died at the age of 87. “The King” will be...

Canadian Corner

Do you drive on the other side of the road? Does it rain in Canada? You don’t have a pope do you? Yes, no, and we actually have a...