Didn't Make “Tour” Blues

So you didn't make Tour Choir? Here's a Top Ten list of famous singers who never would have made Tour Choir either (consult a grandparent if names not familiar to you):

10) Rod Stewart

9) John Fogerty (Creedence Clearwater Revival)

8) Tom Petty

7) Bruce Springsteen

6) Joe Cocker

5) Axl Rose (Guns'N Roses)

4) Brian Johnson (AC/DC)

3) Bon Scott (AC/DC)

2) Janis Joplin

1) Bob Dylan

-Anonymous