What is your full name?
Zachary Michael Anderson
When and where were you born?
Eau Claire, Wisconsin, September 23, 2008.
Lilly: Wait, did you say 2028?
Him: No, 2008.
Izzy: Hehe . . . 2028.
What's your favorite memory at Immanuel?
Field Day.
What are your plans after high school?
University of Hawaii at Manoa, for marine biology.
Izzy: Lilly, how do you spell field?
Zach: M-a-n-o-a.
Izzy: Wait, what?
How many siblings do you have?
Four: Alexandra, Julia, Ayden, and Lilly.
What do you do when you're bored?
Listen to music
What's your dream job?
Field research.
Hobbies?
Skiing, basketball, and gym.
What's your height?
6’5”
Favorite place you've been to and why?
My aunt and uncle's house in California, because I have a lot of good memories there.
What's one thing most people don't know about you?
I enjoy being outside.
If you had to commit any crime what would it be?
Grand Theft Auto.
If you were stuck in a classroom at school, what would you do first?
Take a nap.
Favorites:
Favorite food - Chick-fil-A
Favorite color - blue
Favorite movie - Creed
Favorite prof - Dr. Dan
Favorite person - my cousin Luke
Favorite song - I don't really have one.
Favorite music artist - J. Cole
Favorite class - math
Favorite ice cream flavor - cookies and cream
Favorite Sport - track
Senior Spotlight: Zachary Anderson
D - D HH Kelly
A - Asher
D: Where are you from?
A: Colfax, Wisconsin
D: What’s your favorite color?
A: Orange
D: Who is your favorite Prof?
A: Rodebaugh
D: What’s something interesting about you?
A: I play the drums.
D: What’s your favorite thing to do?
A: Play video games
D: What would you rate ILC on a scale of 1-10 so far?
A: 7
D: Why?
A: It’s interesting 🤔
Meet The Freshman: Asher Roth
D - D HH Kelly
L - Lucas
D: Where are you from?
L: Fond du Lac, Wisconsin
D: What’s your favorite color?
L: It has to be 2.
D: Who is your favorite Prof?
L: Rodebaugh
D: What’s something interesting about you?
L: I play video games.
D: What’s your favorite thing to do?
L: Play video games.
D: What would you rate ILC on a scale of 1-10 so far?
L: Probably a 7.
D: Why?
L: Too much homework.
Meet The Freshman: Lucas Bernthal
Newcomers' Party
Zara Wales
The Newcomers’ Party was held recently, and it had a pretty good turnout. To start off the evening, we played the well-known Name Tag game. This year, the Activities Committee added a little twist by including students and profs in the guesses. This made things a little more interesting. Next, we played a long and rowdy game of rock-paper-scissors train. After everyone had gotten sufficiently competitive, the Activities Committee managed to snag a bunch of snacks and began setting up Gladiator. The freshmen surprised everyone by figuring it out really quickly, while the sophomores took so long that they eventually had to be told to stop. After that, everybody joined in for a game of outdoor Capture the Flag. Things got pretty intense as everyone raced around trying to capture the other team’s flag. The night ended with some pretty crazy attempts at getting the flag, making for a memorable finish. Overall, the party was a success, with one freshman saying it was “a lot more fun than she expected.” Thanks to everybody who helped out and showed up!
Senior Spotlight: Miley

I=Izzy M=Miley
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I: When and where were you born?
M: I was born in Sigonela, Sicily on April 14, 2009.
I: Oh, wait. Sicily. That place is tough.
M: Yeah, it is tough. I was born in a tent.
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I: What is your full name?
M: Miley Ann Marie Eberhardt.
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I: What's your favorite memory at Immanuel?
M: Are you serious right now?
I: Yep, I sure am.
M: Probably all the home volleyball
games and basketball; they get me
hyped up.
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I: What are your plans for after high school?
M: My plans after high school? I’m going to go to CVTC for my veterinary degree. Then I’m going to build a big house and have a bunch of animals.
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I: How many siblings do you have?
M: 9.
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I: What do you do when you're bored?
M: I make jewelry for fun. If I'm not in the mood for that, I'll play with my hamster, Geralina.
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I: What's your dream job?
M: Working with animals. I love them. I’d like to run my own business.
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I: What are your hobbies?
M: Making jewelry and building things.
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I: What's your favorite place you've been to and why?
M: Alaska, because it was really pretty and I felt connected to nature. I liked the wildlife and all the bears. We were very close to a bear and I felt like a cool person.
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I: What's one thing most people don't know about you?
M: I don't know. I'm really funny, but I don't talk to anyone for them to know it.
I: I do.
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I: If you were stuck in a classroom, what would you do first?
M: That's a great question, because I don't know. I'd probably go out the window.
I: What would you do if the window was locked?
M: I’d unlock it. The last time I checked, windows don't lock from the outside.
I: Oh, I'm so dumb.
Favorites
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Spaghetti
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Blue or pink
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Transformers
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Prof. Rodebaugh
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Dalton
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Favorite genre is country, but she doesn't have a favorite song
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Gary Allen or Jason Aldean
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Any class with Prof Weis
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Mint chocolate chip
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Watch: basketball; Play: track.
"Pastor Seybt has a lethal facecard."
"It's a bit warmish in the dormish.”
"Shedding and pregnant are not a good combo.”
"Who owns you?”
“Me. I own you."
“Tom is a majestic creature.”
"Leafing life on the cheap scale."
“Darion does have the predisposition for criminal activity.”
Weird Things Heard Around Campus
Unreal News
Aurora Willitz
Residents of the South and West Hall dormitories are both grieved and enraged about the shocking events that occurred on the eve of September 3, 2026. Walking back from evening chapel that night, female dormitory students returning to their rooms were not expecting to find a gray Honda smashed head-on into the nearest lamppost on the path to South Hall. “Whoever did this should be ashamed of themselves!” an anonymous dorm resident reacted. “Larry had a family!”
Needless to say, the other lampposts on the southern campus are also likewise outraged. The mother of Larry Lamppost is now on strike and refusing to pay rent until she is compensated for the loss of her son. Unfortunately, the driver of the gray Honda escaped before he/she could be apprehended. Rumor has it the criminal went to Narnia. However, that seems improbable. In addition, neither Paul Heinze nor Leave it Better have mastered the art of building magical wardrobes, so any attempts at catching the murderer are clearly futile. We still don’t know what really happened, but there was evidence left behind: three gallon bucket-fulls of illegal pugs. Whoever harvested these pugs and drove them across the border into the campus of Immanuel clearly did not have good intentions.
Presently, officials are struggling to determine how to provide adequate compensation to the lamppost community while maintaining Immanuel’s tight budget and feeding fourteen rambunctious illegal pugs. Anyone willing to aid in their plight and can successfully capture and turn in the person responsible for the atrocity will receive $5.67 in canteen credit. An image of the vehicle is pictured for those who may recognize the owner. Please be prompt in your investigations as the ILA (Immanuel Lampposts’ Association) is staging a rebellion as we speak.
So for those of you melting in your dormitories wondering why on earth we can’t afford proper air conditioning, now you know. The illegal pugs will be up on the black market by September 27 for anybody who would like to purchase one. Stay safe out there, and keep it unreal!
We have a new “desk lady”! Meet Bethany Gantt.
Where are you from?
I am from a small town Lemmon, SD, where my dad was pastor for 17 years. I worked as a ranch hand through high school and was homeschooled up until my junior year of high school when I went to ILC.
Why did you want this job?
I wanted to be around more like-minded and faith-centered people.
What were some of your favorite high school memories?
I have so many high school memories! It is hard to limit them. I made so many amazing friends that I still spend time with now. I also enjoyed being in the Tour Choir my senior year, and that was a fun adventure.
What’s your favorite part of your job so far?
I enjoy getting to know the students. I love when they come and chat with me at my desk. I also love seeing my brother, Joe Gantt, every day. He always comes and talks with me before he goes down for lunch.
What do you like to do in your free time?
I enjoy being outside a lot. I tend to my garden in the summertime growing all sorts of veggies. I also enjoy hiking and foraging for wild mushrooms. I have spent the last 2 years studying different wild mushroom species and enjoy foraging for the ones that are edible.
Anything else? (favorite movie, tv show, pets, etc.)
I enjoy watching sitcoms like Friends or Gilmore Girls. I have a dwarf cat at home whose name is "Little One" because she is… well... little!
Desk Lady Interview
Forehead Identification
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Welcome to the Flash’s new Segment: FOREHEAD IDENTIFICATION! Send in your guess to who on campus’s forehead is in the Flash each month and the first person to get it right gets a PREMIUM MYSTERY GIFT
Office Worker Interview: Mrs. Amanda Roth
How do you like working here so far?
“I really like it; it's been interesting learning all the things that Mrs. Pfeiffer did.”
Where are you from?
“Eau Claire”
Just to clarify, you did attend Immanuel, right?
“Yes, I did.”
When did you graduate from Immanuel?
“I graduated in 2001.”
What's your favorite part of this job so far?
“Seeing all my old Profs and all the students I know, and being part of campus life.”
How come you applied for this position?
“It was very similar to the things I was doing at Messiah, but I also wanted to do something new and kind of different.”
Tell me about your family.
“I’ve been married to my husband Chad for 22 years and we have four children.”
What's one thing that's very different here now from when you went to school here?
“The Academic Center; we didn't have one when I went to school here.”
What's the hardest part of this job?
“I wasn't able to get very much training, so probably trying to figure out what Mrs. Pfeiffer all did.”
Overall, how are you feeling about this new job?
“I’m excited to be back at Immanuel and working with everyone in the office.”
-Izzy Roth and Lilly Roehl
What Does it even Mean?
Uriah Wales
Teenagers use a lot of slang in day to day life. Without even realizing it, you might be dropping some unique language in your conversation, just because you are used to hearing it. But what does most of it even mean, and where did it come from? It might all feel like it just randomly showed up, but most slang has some meaning and origin.
Of course, you can’t have a slang conversation without mentioning the infamous “67.” It’s pretty hard to avoid saying for most people, not just teens, because the numbers appear together a lot. This came from LaMelo Ball, a basketball player who happens to be 6’ 7”, as well as the rapper Skrilla who mentions it a lot in one of his songs. Another number phrase is “41,” which mostly came up as a number for people to say instead of 67.
A word that I find kind of interesting is “aesthetic.” While it is an actual word, it’s usually used to give an idea of how something looks or feels. To say something looks “aesthetic” means you like the vibe of it. “Aura” is a popular way to describe somebody’s appearance or reputation around others. If they have “good aura,” they are usually seen as a pretty cool or unique person. “Bet” is often dropped as a “yes, for sure” answer when somebody asks you if you want to do something. “Brain rot” is a negative way of describing low-quality content that comes from the internet or AI.
There’s still so much more that people use as slang. “Cap” or “no cap” is said either when somebody thinks you are lying, or when you are trying to convince somebody that you aren’t. “Chill” usually means somebody is laid back and relaxed. “Cooked” means you got obliterated by something or somebody. A “crash out” is when somebody gets really mad and can lose control because of something that happened. Saying “facts” is an easy way to agree with what somebody said as an opinion. “Fire” or a fire emoji is used to say that you think something is cool or awesome. Contrary to “cooked” is “let them cook,” or “cooked” as a verb, means that somebody did really well and had a solid performance. “Locking in” is what happens when you ignore distractions and put all your focus into whatever goal you have, instead of letting other things get in the way. “Low key” is often a substitute for “kind of,” as in you “low key” love something. “Mid” is a shortened way to say “mediocre.” “Slop” is a quick way to say unoriginal garbage or trash, especially online. “Tea” is another word for “gossip,” but it’s usually a bit more casual and unserious. Finally, a “whip” is another way to talk about someone’s car in a positive way.
As you can see, there is a lot of slang that shows up in everyday conversation without you even realizing it. Slang is also always changing, and a new word or phrase could show up any day. Older slang also falls out of use, and there is a lot more than what I just mentioned. So keep in mind, there's a really big difference between fancy speech and casual conversation slang.
MORE Weird Things Heard Round Campus
I've been a bad boy, but I'll take it like a good one
It's hot. I'm hot. Are YOU hot?
From the Doctor Daniel:
"What if I said I was cold, and then you touched me?”
“MR GANTT. (stands up) Mr. Gantt. You have just caused a lecture.”
Each breath and gust is short relief
So tragically short-lived
I guess this summer I forgot A/C is my best friend
My skin feels like it’s melting off
And dripping down my back
My own room is like a sauna
And me, meat on a rack
Warmish in the Dormish
Leah Hamilton - Senior Spotlight
Kayla: When and where were you born?
Leah: Saginaw, Michigan, September 20, 2008
K: What’s your favorite ILHS club?
L: Activities Committee
K: What do you like to do for fun?
L: Just hangout with the gang, and do watercolor or painting. Oh, and walks with Ashtyn or Emma S.
K: If you could change one thing, what would it be?
L: I guess in my freshman year I would have hung out with more people, but at the same time I’ve had a lot of fun with the people I hang out with.
K: What TV show would you like to be in?
L: Outer Banks or Harry Potter.
K: Would you rather be able to read minds or see the future?
L: Read minds.
K: What situation would you want to be in with what person: stuck in an elevator, group presentation, going kayaking for two hours? Ashtyn, Tanner Q., Landon Hamilton.
L: Oh, ok. Stuck in an elevator with Landon, even if I was stuck for two hours; I've been stuck with him for 17 years. Two hours is nothing. Tanner Q. and I would get the group project done. We've been locked in Personal Finance recently. Ashtyn, because if I’m going kayaking with someone it's going to be her.
K: What Disney princess would you want to be?
L: Moana. I would want to be one with the sea, but in my heart I would be Rapunzel.
K: If you could change your name, what would it be?
L: I can only see myself as Leah; I think my parents did pretty well. Bekah always calls me Sophie, so I'll just say Sophie.
Favorites
School meal - Popcorn Chicken or Pizza
Prof - Mrs. Gurgel
Class - Art
Genre - Mystery
Senior Spotlight: Leah Hamilton
D - D HH Kelly
W - D’Sean Watkins
D: Where are you from?
W: Cornell, Wisconsin
D: What’s your favorite color?
W: Orange
D: Who is your favorite Prof?
W: Prof. Rodebaugh
D: What’s something interesting about you?
W: Dave helped me move a piano into my house.
D: What’s your favorite thing to do?
W: I like playing chess.
D: What would you rate ILC on a scale of 1-10 so far?
W: Probably a 9.
D: Why?
W: Because it’s school; but it’s better than Messiah.
D: Tough.
Meet The Freshman: D'sean Watkins
Meet the Freshmen:
Amber Ludvigson and Teagan Ohlmanson
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What’s a hill you’re willing to die on?
T: People who don’t do sports are weird.
A: People who don’t eat anything in between meals are weird.
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What’s something most people don’t know about you?
T: I’m ambidextrous in some sports (hockey left, soccer left, write right handed)
A: I broke my arm at age 6 on monkey bars; only moved once.
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If your life had a warning label, what would it say?
T: Beware of dog
A: Beware of chatterbox
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What’s your most irrational fear that you still have?
T: Loose hair
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What’s a popular opinion you disagree with?
T: Softball stinks, but I love baseball. Softball is kind of an easier ripoff version.
A: Pineapple on pizza
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What food or drink favs?
T: Rootbeer and pizza
A: Lemonade and Mac and Cheese
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Best children’s movie/show?
T: Doc McStuffins
A: Bubble Guppies; Sophia the First
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Would you rather lose your taste buds or become colorblind?
T: Colorblind, couldn’t stand not tasting food.
A: Colorblind
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What’s a skill you wish you had?
T: Being tall
A: Do the splits or long distance running
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Something you didn’t expect from Immanuel?
T: It’s so busy.
A: To adjust so well and fast to living in the dorm, and how everyone is so surprised about me going to a boarding school of 102 people.
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Stranded on an island, what prof, student, and food item would you bring?
T: Chicken, Prof Naumann, Malaena T.
A: Bread, Prof Gullurud, Isla H.
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If you had to swap lives with a celebrity for a day who would it be?
T: Tom Holland, because then I get to hang out with Zendaya all day.
A: Forrest Frank or Salish Matter
Favorites
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Color
T: Navy Blue
A: Lilac Purple
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Movie
T: Avengers: Civil War
A: High School Musical
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Prof
T: Rodebaugh
A: PG
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Meal
T: Stir Fry Weekend Lunch
A: Chicken Patties and Orange Chicken, Fruit Pizza
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Music Genre
T: A mix of everything, Christian rap, theater music
A: Christian Contemporary, Pop, Country, movie soundtracks
D - D HH Kelly
L - Lucas
D: Where are you from?
L: Fond du Lac, Wisconsin
D: What’s your favorite color?
L: It has to be 2.
D: Who is your favorite Prof?
L: Rodebaugh
D: What’s something interesting about you?
L: I play video games.
D: What’s your favorite thing to do?
L: Play video games.
D: What would you rate ILC on a scale of 1-10 so far?
L: Probably a 7.
D: Why?
L: Too much homework.
Meet The Freshman: Lucas Bernthal
Senior Spotlight: Savannah Quade

Z: Zara Wales
S: Savannah Quade
Z: Where and when were you born?
S: I was born in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, on February 26, 2009.
Z: What are three words you would use to describe yourself?
S: Annoying - wait, no. Funny, weird, and athletic.
Z: What activities did you do during high school?
S: Volleyball and basketball all four years. Banquet Committee and Activities Committee; those are my main ones.
Z: What was your favorite part of mini-classes?
S: Honestly, curling. Our entire class loves to go curling. It’s just not fun when you’re in a sling.
Z: Which class did you like the best in your high school years?
S: Biology, because it was lowkey and easy. And it was Prof. Rodebaugh, so he just made it easy.
Z: What’s one thing you won’t miss about high school?
S: Having to get up so early and having to deal with people’s peppiness in the morning. I already have to deal with my mom’s.
Z: What are your plans for college/after graduation?
S: Okay, so I’m planning on being a CNA (Certified Nurse’s Associate). That’s only a semester course, so in the fall 2026 I’ll start that. Then I’m going to complete that and try to work more in a hospital with children. So if I decide to go into nursing, I can do NICU or something.
Z: If you were stranded on an island, which three people would you bring and why?
S: My boyfriend, because he entertains me a lot with his stupid stuff. Probably my friends Victoria and Ryder, because they’re genuinely the most funny people ever.
Z: What’s been your favorite memory from high school?
S: Definitely getting Prof. Rodebaugh to play Dress to Impress in Biology.
Z: What advice would you give to freshmen?
S: Don’t be afraid to be out there. Don't be afraid of the seniors, don’t put yourself last, keep your priorities straight, and keep your true friends close.
Z: What’s your go-to snack?
S: Pickles and dried mangoes.
Z: What’s your biggest flex?
S: *Laughs aggressively* My muscles! Just kidding. My flex is that I have my brother Dawson who can make me anything I want.
Favorites
Food- Pickles, apple dip, and my boyfriend’s pumpkin bars.
Prof- Weis
Person- My boyfriend
Sport- Basketball
Hobby- Doing my hair and nails, or doing self-care
Season- Winter, because I like to be covered in blankets
Color- Blue
D. Parton in Peace
Margaret Schaller
Many of you most likely spent most of Tuesday, August 25th crying in bed mourning the loss of our country's queen, Dolly Parton. She was Tennessee’s greatest country artist, performer, and philanthropist all in one. You may know her from her iconic songs such as “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You,” or “9 to 5.” She was also well known for her generosity: the Imagination Library, where she gifted kids over 330 million books over the course of the program; or The Buddy Program in her hometown where she gave $500 to every kid that graduated high school.
Some awards Dolly got included 11 competitive Grammy Awards, plus a Lifetime Achievement Award, inductions into the Country Music Hall of Fame (1999), Songwriters Hall of Fame, and Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (2022), and the National Medal of Arts, Kennedy Center Honors, and other major recognitions (including Oscar and Tony nominations). She also co-owned a well-loved Major Theme Park in Tennessee called Dollywood.
Some things you may not know about Dolly:
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She wrote two of her biggest hits, “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You,” on the same day (or very close to it) in 1973.
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She once entered a Dolly Parton lookalike contest in Los Angeles, exaggerated her own look even more and lost.
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She has never ridden any of the rides at Dollywood. She gets motion sickness and jokes she’s “a little bit chicken” about messing up her wig and shoes.
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She preferred communicating by fax machine long after most people stopped using them.
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She owns hundreds of wigs and has worn them since the 1960s to protect her real hair from constant styling.
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The world’s first cloned mammal, “Dolly the sheep,” was named after her.
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She modeled her glamorous look after a woman she admired as a little girl in her hometown.
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She has a secret song locked in a time capsule at Dollywood that is not supposed to be released until around her 100th birthday (2046).
Rest easy, Dolly, we’ll miss you <3
Staff Highlights (from this summer)
Erin: Fun little getaways and girls’ trips.
Prof. Scheirenbeck: Taking my kids and grandkids to Washington, D.C.
Mrs. Gurgel: My vacation.
Mrs. Lau (front office): Theodore (grandson) was born.
Ms. Gantt: Going camping in Duluth.
Mrs. Sandeen: Spending time on our boat with family.
Prof Thurow: The birth of my second granddaughter.
Heather: I went to South Carolina for the 4th and on our way back we went to New River Gorge National Park in West Virginia.
Prof Weis: Going to see the Ark Encounter in Kentucky.
Prof Rodebaugh: Walking by the upper parking lot and not seeing any students’ cars.
Prof Gullerud: Not dying while hiking up Half Dome in Yosemite.
Dr. Dan: We made a trip down to Florida.
Prof Roehl: I got a huuuge Large Mouth bass around 4-4.5 lbs.
Prof Naumann: Greeting students as they came back to campus.
Steve: Visiting my daughter down in Chicago.
Sorry to all those I missed; I tried to catch you :)
Top 5 Toughest Ways
Teachers Get the Class
to be Quiet
D. H. H. Kelly
5. *Yells “LISTEN” over and over.
👀😒👀😐👀😒👀😶🌫️💀💀💀
4. “Quiet Coyotes.”
🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️
3. “I’ll wait.”
💀💀💀👀👀💀💀💀
2. *Just stands there.*
🤨💀💀👀🤨🤨😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
1. “Quiet on the Creek”
Cue “God is” by Kanye
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WILLpower #1
In my many years of life, I have acquired much wisdom. Members of the Flash have asked me to share some of my biased insight into various issues around campus. Be warned, opinions will be shared, and feel free to disagree. Know that you will not change my mind, for my acumen runs deep.
The issue I would like to bring to everyone’s attention this month is the group commonly known as “Midwesterners.” For the last three years I have lived among the inhabitants of the Midwest, and I have documented a number of their strange practices. On the surface they seem like perfectly nice people, but dig a little deeper and you will uncover their dark secrets. For instance, instead of calling carbonated drinks their original historic name of soda, the Midwesterners use the frivolous, silly, and unnecessary term - pop.
Fumbling fizzy drink designations is just the beginning of the Wisconsinites' many crimes against English. If you ever come into close contact with one of these people after they make a mistake, you’ll find that instead of the usual “sorry,” they use one of their nonsense terms, “ope.” What does “ope” even mean? Is it some kind of secret code word?
Most horrifyingly of all, I’ve heard a select group of the Almost Canadians referring to drinking fountains as “bubblers.” Today they come for the drinking fountains, some day they’ll come for the sinks! They must be stopped before it’s too late!
Growing up in the great state of South Carolina, I developed a vast appreciation for hot and humid weather. Sometimes when you step outside in July it feels like you are swimming in a hot tub. June is a muggy mess and August is even worse. It greatly upsets me to see the people of Wisconsin whining about eighty degree weather while their fellow countrymen are melting into sludge just a few hundred miles south.
As I look around the city of Eau Claire, I see something truly disquieting. Everywhere you look there are “sidewalks” and “bike lanes.” Clearly, this is a mismanagement of funds. In my home state, we tough it up and walk on the shoulder of the road. Is it dangerous? Yes, but it builds character.
Despite all my criticisms, the people of the Midwest are extremely polite. They have been extremely hospitable during my stay here, and I find myself feeling very dejected when I think about the day I’ll have to leave.
In conclusion: Northerners are kinda weird.
-Anonymous
