March - 2017

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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

Senior Spotlight: Mark Brown-Kempenaar

When we first began the “interview,” I simply said to Mark: “Okay, you know the drill.” And he looks up and says to me, “No, no I have no...

Senior Spotlight: Benjamin David Naumann

James: When and where? Ben: Ketchikan, Alaska, on July 7, 1999 Jon: How many places have you lived? Ben: Three places: Fon Du Lac for 11...