#Movies

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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

If you have not seen the movie, DON’T BE ON YOUR PHONE. This is number one for a reason. The worst thing you can do is just be scrolling...

Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn (more like Yawn) of Justice SPOILERS! (It came out almost a year ago; it is your fault you haven’t seen it...