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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

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Perhaps you have noticed a new college student on campus since second semester began. His name is Isaac Allenbrown Schmitt, a 22-year-old...

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It was brought to my attention at the last Student Council meeting that there is a desire among some students to know more about the...