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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

Meet Prof. Naumann

1. When and Where were you born? Aug 15, 1958, in Marquette, Michigan 2. Where did you attend school? Marquette, Milwaukee, Eau Claire,...

Gamble's Dictionary of New-Age Literary Terms

These days, over half of the high school is made up of children born after the year 2000. These new-age kids have come up with new-age...

Advice for the Freshmen

Disclaimer: The freshman year is the easiest, most carefree year of high school. Here is some advice from my experiences: Sleep! You have...

Volleyball 2016

It’s been over 10 months since last year’s wild ride to the Sectional Semifinal in the WIAA State Volleyball tournament. The 2015 season...