February - 2017 2/3

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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

Mini-Classes in Review

Well, mini-classes have come and gone once again. From life skills like “Home Wiring” and “How to Side a House” to more laid back classes...

A Farewell (Good Riddance?) to… Everything I Can’t Stand

I cannot stand many things at this school. Things that irk me. Provoke me to anger at times. In this article, I will bid good riddance to...

New Student!

Perhaps you have noticed a new college student on campus since second semester began. His name is Isaac Allenbrown Schmitt, a 22-year-old...

Random Facts

If you were to stretch a Slinky out until it’s flat, it would measure 87 feet long 95% of people text things they could never say in...

10 Top Tips for Buying Shoes

Ten tips on shoe selection Find a pair you like and will wear. Choose a brand you trust. Find an affordable shoe that’s a good deal. Make...

Blowin' off the Blues

We know that most, if not all, of us are in the “Mehhh” stage for 3rd quarter start up. Probably even some of the teachers are feeling...

Concerns on the Rise Over Texas Pig Crisis

Texas state officials convened in Houston, Texas, last Tuesday to address the calamity gripping the southernmost states of the nation...

Where Would You Rather Be...

We are in Wisconsin in winter, suffering through the occasional negative degree weather, and slipping on sidewalks and icy roads. We’re...

Adam Michael Fiechtner

Fiechtner (also rarely called Adam) has been a benefit to ILHS through his superior soccer skills, abundance of choir warmup drained...

Who Cares More (Freshman Edition)

Does Immanuel need to have a Current Events class? The reason I bring this up is in response to a few extra credit questions I asked the...