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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

Flash 2017 Playlist

As the year comes to a close, the seniors are torn. We’re all eager to move on to the next big step in our lives, but we’re not so...

Julia Strike

Even if you don’t know Julia Strike very well personally, everyone can tell that she’s just about the sweetest girl on campus. She loves...

Indie Anna

“She Moves in Her Own Way” by The Kooks “My Moon My Man” by Feist “Drive” by Oh Wonder “Beach” by Will Joseph Cook “Let Me Go” by Cake...

Ridin' Solo

Giant teddy bears, bouquets of roses, boxes of chocolate. Valentine’s Day is coming up, and with it comes the divulgence of two types of...

Senior Spotlight: Rose Schierenbeck

Rose, Rose, Rose. Yeesh. What can I say? Chances are if you see me, this little nugget is not far behind. I’ve known her since her grade...

Early 2000's Trash

As much as many of us take pride in being “90’s kids,” it’s time we wake up and face the truth. Being born in 1998 means the early 2000’s...

Fresh Start Playlist

It’s the start of a new school year, and everyone has a clean slate. Maybe you’re a freshman eager to make a good first impression. Maybe...