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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

No tags yet.

Where Are They Going?

Mark Brown-Kempenaar: Year off; online courses at Full Sail University to become music studio certified. Friesland, WI. Sam Buck: NDSU,...

In My Stupid Opinion

Ziplines that go from building to building, possibly all the way down to the creek. Every student is issued their own personal harness....

Ask a Prof

Question: If you could combine any two animals which two would you combine and what would you call the new species? Prof Rodebaugh:...

Dwight Gantt

Miriam: When and Where? Dwight: June 4, 1999. Cheyenne, WY M: Where have you lived? D: Cheyenne WY, Lemmon SD, and currently...

Conference Banners

One of the projects that this year’s Student Council is undertaking is the creation of conference banners to be mounted on the gym wall....

Random Things Heard Around Campus

“WHAT IF UNIPENGUINS WERE A THING!” - Jadyn Karow “I pride myself on being a baby goat.” -Lily Meyer “LOOK AT HIS SILKY ROLLS!” - Brynn...

Grade School Tournaments

Grade school tournaments were always one of the highlights of my year. I would leave my normal school day and tell all my friends I was...

Ask a Prof.

Question: If you had to witness one of the following fights, which would it be and why? Prof Rodebaugh vs. Prof Roehl Prof Naumann vs....

Things I Learned on Spring Break

What do you get when you stuff three senior boys, all their stuff, and a cooler stocked with food into a Buick of questionable...

ILHS Sports Update

Varsity Boys Basketball The Lancers finished their season off on a high note by playing three of their best games of the year before...