November - 2016 2/2

Check out our previous issues!

“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

The musical takes place at 6:00 on Friday, November 11, and Saturday, November 12, at Immanuel. The directors are Christa Lentz and Sarah...

So I’m sure that you all, as I have, have been spending the majority of your time lately with your head in your hands, groaning pitifully...

What are you thankful for? It’s a simple question that we often don’t take the time to really think about. It’s easy to answer this...

Katie Mayhew: When and where? Zach Thurow: June 1, 1999, in Spokane, Washington. KM: Desert island, three things. What are they? ZT: A...

KB: What’s your middle name? L: Jenae. It’s a mix of my great grandmother’s names (Janet and Renee). KB: What’s the weirdest thing that’s...

Sports Curses: Could this be the End? Chicago Cubs. Minnesota Vikings. Buffalo Bills. Los Angeles Clippers. Cleveland (Yes, just...

Now as I’ve said before, Canada is full of some pretty gnarly stuff, so I’ve composed a list of some of THE gnarliest stuff to ever come...

I grocery shop at Aldi sometimes. I usually only get a few items there, though. These include tortilla chips, eggs, milk, fruit, and...