November - 2016 2/2

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“Dear, would you go with me to formal?”

Asked a boy who wasn't quite normal.

The girl obliged,

Well, that’s no surprise,

Since we teenagers are quite hormornal.

There once were some nice miniclasses,

But methinks there be topics they lackses.

Like pickle eating,

Or, say, walrus feeding.

But don’t worry, everyone passes.

She Loves Me: Preview

The musical takes place at 6:00 on Friday, November 11, and Saturday, November 12, at Immanuel. The directors are Christa Lentz and Sarah...

Elect-a-Prof (And Other Fun Election Games)

So I’m sure that you all, as I have, have been spending the majority of your time lately with your head in your hands, groaning pitifully...

What are You Thankful For?

What are you thankful for? It’s a simple question that we often don’t take the time to really think about. It’s easy to answer this...

Zachary Carl Thurow

Katie Mayhew: When and where? Zach Thurow: June 1, 1999, in Spokane, Washington. KM: Desert island, three things. What are they? ZT: A...

Meet Lexi Williams

KB: What’s your middle name? L: Jenae. It’s a mix of my great grandmother’s names (Janet and Renee). KB: What’s the weirdest thing that’s...

Sports Curses: Could this be the End?

Sports Curses: Could this be the End? Chicago Cubs. Minnesota Vikings. Buffalo Bills. Los Angeles Clippers. Cleveland (Yes, just...

Canadian Corner

Now as I’ve said before, Canada is full of some pretty gnarly stuff, so I’ve composed a list of some of THE gnarliest stuff to ever come...

Brussel Sprouts

I grocery shop at Aldi sometimes. I usually only get a few items there, though. These include tortilla chips, eggs, milk, fruit, and...